Sunday, April 30, 2006
"OF COURSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIGH GAS PRICES SINCE YOU TAXPAYERS FILL MY TANK!"
"SOMEBODY TELL THIS PERV TO GET HIS HANDS OFF MY KNEES!"
Sunday, April 23, 2006
"NOW REMEMBER, I'M THE DECIDER, AND I DECIDED I'M GOING TO WIN THIS RACE, TOO"
IS THE PRESIDENT SHRINKING?(OR ARE HIS PODIUMS GETTING BIGGER?)
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
PRESIDENT bUSH'S APPROVAL RATING AFTER NUKING IRAN
JUST HOW FAR IS YOUR CREDIBILITY GAP?
Monday, April 10, 2006
YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!
HEY PONCHO, BEFORE YOU BECOME A US CITIZEN, LEARN HOW TO RESPECT OUR FLAG
(HINT:IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE GROUND)
Sunday, April 09, 2006
ANOTHER HALO PHOTO
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?GEORGE CLOONEY AND ISMAIL HANIYEH
"Like my Washington impersonation?"
"Gotta make it to Andy's party before Cheney and Bush drink up all the booze!"
HOW A PUPPET WORKS
"First, you put your hand up his ass........"
"Back to France, all of youse!"