Hamas really really likes Lord of the Rings!
NSA breaks up alleged terrorist ring
There's something happening here........
Crocodile tears.
"OF COURSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIGH GAS PRICES SINCE YOU TAXPAYERS FILL MY TANK!"
"SOMEBODY TELL THIS PERV TO GET HIS HANDS OFF MY KNEES!"
"NOW REMEMBER, I'M THE DECIDER, AND I DECIDED I'M GOING TO WIN THIS RACE, TOO"
IS THE PRESIDENT SHRINKING?(OR ARE HIS PODIUMS GETTING BIGGER?)
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?